Date: 28th December 2007 at 12:28pm
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It`s often said that you shouldn`t laugh at the afflicted. Unless they`re Newcastle United fans. The Geordies have been providing entertainment for a grateful nation, over the festive period with their tearful condemnation of ex-Bolton boss, Sam Allardyce. For the record, Newcastle have one point more than at this stage last season, which is a significant improvement for a non-achieving club.

Now the attention has turned to Joey Barton, who appears to be mounting a one man mission to clog up the judicial system. Everyone`s least favourite scouse scally has been remanded in custody until January 3rd on assault charges, as reported on the execrable Newcastle-Mad website.

‘Joey Barton is behind bars again! Yep … the guy who told the TV programme Inside Sport ‘I don’t care if I end up in jail’, obviously won’t be cared this morning waking up to porridge.`

Canny grammar you lot have up there.


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