Be Good in Belgrade, Sweetie

Wanderers fans attending the UEFA cup game in Belgrade have been given yet more advice by the authorities. A few weeks ago they were warned to stay away from political rallies and polling stations. This was a severe blow to those supporters planning to vote in the Serbian local elections.

Now there`s guidance which will have a massive impact on any travelling transvestites.

‘Do not take alcohol, lighters, coins, bottles of any kind including water, cans, perfumes, lipsticks or lip gloss, brushes or any item that may be deemed as a potential missile will be confiscated,` states the official site. This is sad news for those who like to fix their lippy during the half-time interval.



There`ll be none of this in the stadium. Be sure to put your face on before leaving the aeroplane.