As Santa Claus says in the 12A rated version of the Raymond Briggs book.
Sorry folks. An eight hour car journey up the M25, M1 and M6 means I’ve had no time to do an article on yesterday’s game (except we won 2-0 and I won £80 at last). If anyone wants to furnish me with one then please send it through.
Christmas with the family tomorrow so we’ll return with something about the Chelsea game on Wednesday.
And you can put another banging donk on that.