Merry Christmas, from Vital Bolton
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, Stuart Holden’s new knee.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, an average of two points a game,
And Stuart Holden’s new knee.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, three new centre backs,
An average of two points a game,
And Stuart Holden’s knee new
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, four managers since Big Sam,
Three new centre backs,
An average of two points a game,
And Stuart Holden’s new knee.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the silly cow sent to me, FIVE PETERBOROUGH GOALS,
Four managers since Big Sam,
Three new centre backs,
An average of two points a game,
And Stuart Holden’s new knee.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, now only six minutes to clear the car park,
FIVE PETERBOROUGH GOALS,
Four managers since Big Sam,
Three new centre backs,
An average of two points a game,
And Stuart Holden’s new knee.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, seven Sordell appearances,
Only six minutes to clear the car park,
FIVE PETERBOROUGH GOALS,
Four managers since Big Sam,
Three new centre backs,
An average of two points a game,
And Stuart Holden’s new knee.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, eight million for Lee,
Seven Sordell appearances,
Only six minutes to clear the car park,
FIVE PETERBOROUGH GOALS,
Four managers since Big Sam,
Three new centre backs,
An average of two points a game,
And Stuart Holden’s new knee.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, Sir Nat’s statue,
Eight million for Lee,
Seven Sordell appearances,
Only six minutes to clear the car park,
FIVE PETERBOROUGH GOALS,
Four managers since Big Sam,
Three new centre backs,
An average of two points a game,
And Stuart Holden’s new knee.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, nearly ten years of Kevin,
Sir Nat’s Statue,
Eight million for Lee,
Seven Sordell appearances,
Only six minutes to clear the car park,
FIVE PETERBOROUGH GOALS,
Four managers since Big Sam,
Three new centre backs,
An average of two points a game,
And Stuart Holden’s new knee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, eleven Muamba junkets,
Nearly ten years of Kevin,
Sir Nat’s statu,e
Eight million for Lee,
Seven Sordell appearances,
Only six minutes to clear the car park,
FIVE PETERBOROUGH GOALS,
Four managers since Big Sam,
Three new centre backs,
An average of two points a game,
And Stuart Holden’s new knee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, No. 12 Zat Knight (Oh. FFS),
Eleven Muamba junkets,
Nearly ten years of Kevin,
Sir Nat’s Statue,
Eight million for Lee,
Seven Sordell appearances,
Only six minutes to clear the car park,
FIVE PETERBOROUGH GOALS,
Four managers since Big Sam,
Three new centre backs,
An average of two points a game,
AND STUART HOLDEN’S KNEE NEW
Have a great day. Back on Wednesday with a Wednesday preview.
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