Brain Death at the Times

“Nicolas Anelka may have signed a new four-year contract with Bolton Wanderers yesterday, but it is unlikely to bring an end to the speculation about the France forward`s future,” writes ‘journalist` James Ducker in the Times.

Ducker is an appropriate surname for someone who is clearly a stranger to anything resembling hard work. Of course the speculation will continue, because nobbers like him continue to make things up.

A tip for you Jimmy. Get off your fat arse and go and find a genuine story. It`s what real journalists do.