Dangerous Phil Brown Fined

The FA have been doling out fines like sweeties this week. Alex Ferguson found him himself £10,000 lighter for the full and frank discussion he had with referee Mike Dean after the game at Old Trafford with Hull and Everton boss David Moyes received a £5000 penalty for his hissy fit at Stoke.

Most alarming was Hull manager and former Bolton man Phil Brown, who had wallet reduction surgery to the tune of £1000 for the heinous crime of (wait for it) kicking a water bottle as his side went down 5-0 to Wigan. Brown then stomped off to the stands, before match referee Mike Jones could send him there. Clearly, the man`s a menace to society. Well done the FA.