Heidar Helguson Alive and Well

We are relieved to discover that soon to be ex-Bolton striker Heidar Helguson is alive and kicking, so to speak, and is finally ready to sign a loan deal with Queens Park Rangers (be careful with that pen Heidar. We don`t want any last minute injury snags.) Whether the delay was due to Helguson being crocked, sulking or simply liking the attention, isn`t known, but at least he`s on someone else`s payroll now. If all goes to plan, the Icelander will make his debut against Crystal Palace, one of the few clubs he hasn`t been linked with.