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The People reports that Middlebrough are posed to make a £5 million bid for Kevin Nolan. Well, not poised exactly, as the transfer window doesn`t open for three months, but you get the drift. Like its sister paper, the Daily Mirror, the People is a grubby little rag dedicated to printing lies. However, this time there may be some truth in the rumours. We gather that the tip off came from the Middlesbrough branch of WeightWatchers, who`ve been warned to expect their biggest ever challenge come January.