My day job is in television and through my contacts I can leak you the Christmas Schedule for BWFC TV. So settle down and enjoy a range of top quality programming for all the family!
06.00Good Morning Bolton
All the latest news and lifestyle features from the Macron, as the head chef shows how he will feed the players ahead of the trip to Rotherham
09.00Bolton Wanderers Goals 2015/16 So Far
09.01 Come Madine With Me
Gary Madine and three team mates eat at each others houses, Madine gets his meals served up on a plate, but fails to finish any of them
10.00 Can’t Pay, We’ll Take It Away!
A preview of the January Transfer Window
11.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show
Jeremy Kyle and the lie detector machine are back as he meets football managers who have been implicated in tabloid sex stories.
Midday The Fresh Prince
Back to back editions of well known sitcom where a young French defender is sent to live with his uncle and aunt in Belmont. Some episodes are excellent while some are full of continuity errors.
3.00pm The Dean’s Speech
Dean Moxey makes his annual address from his throne, a padded seat on the Macron Stadium bench
3.10 FILM: The Vanishing Psychological thriller, centering around two right backs, and a central midfielder from Sierra Leone.
6.30 Top of the Pops
Starring the Jade Assembly as they ruin a selection of Wanderers fan favourites.
7.00 Strictly Come Dancing
Anton du Beke and co are the judges as children of all ages dance off to win a coffee maker from Currys-PC World at Middlebrook
8.00 Blind Date
With guest contestant Neil Lennon.
9.00 FILM: Sideways Comedy about the fitting of the new Macron Stadium scoreboard.
11.00 FILM: Jason and the Argonauts
Nothing to do with Bolton Wanderers. It’s just always on at Christmas