Former Burnley manager Owen Coyle used to be such a nice person. He was good to his Mum, gave 95% of his salary to local charities and after each game he would call round at the homes of all the supporters who had attended, in order to thank them personally.
Everyone liked him. Football fans, the BBC, journalists on every newspaper, even the Queen.
Remember this song?
That`s why birds suddenly appear,
Every time, you are near,
Just like me, they want to be,
Close to you.
It was written for Owen Coyle.
Then everything changed. He joined Bolton Wanderers and overnight, Coyle turned from the cuddliest man in football, to an evil menace and a danger to society.
His skulduggery began the moment he moved into the Reebok.
It continued as Bolton beat Burnley. Coyle greeted his former players warmly after the game. Or did he? Pitch side microphones tell a different story.
Then he turned his attention to the fans.
The sick Scot was enraged at being labelled a Judas
‘If they were going to get biblical it should probably have been Moses, because I was the one who led them from the wilderness,` he sneered arrogantly.
Later on, continuing the religious theme, he treated 5,000 partying Bolton fans to supper, using just the ingredients pictured below.
Some might think this a fine thing to do, but Coyle was just showing off, and he demonstrated a sickening disregard for those who had to do the washing up.
‘He said it would just be a few tuna sandwiches,` fumed Doris the Tea Lady, who has now been put on gardening leave.
Owen Coyle will take part in a question and answer session at the Reebok Stadium tonight. Those who attend should beware. This man can not be trusted.
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