Bolton Have the Worst Fans

Bolton Wanderers have the worst home fans. At least according to a survey carried out by lads mag, Loaded. Clearly these things need to be taken with more than a pinch of salt. The average Loaded reader has a room temperature IQ, failing eyesight and a severe masturbation injury. It`s unlikely that they have the strength to travel to any ground, let alone one North of Watford. Lucy Pinder has a lot to answer for. Still, the findings are important. They must be, the Daily Mail reported on them twice.

God knows where these people get their ideas from. Another poll, published a few weeks ago, indicated that the Reebok is the most difficult ground in the Premiership to get to. This is odd, given that there are fifteen different bus routes that end at the stadium, a train station next door and a motorway junction a quarter of a mile away – it can`t be that difficult.

Unless you`re a Loaded reader.