Bolton manager Gary Megson has been commenting on the current run of rotten form and not to put too fine a point on it, he thinks we`re all being very silly.
‘We have a tendency at Bolton to make, what anywhere else would be seen as a slight drop in performance or results, into a crisis,` said the Ginger One, speaking to the Bolton News. So that`s alright then.
Equally Re-assuring Quotes from History
Earlier on today, apparently, a woman rang the BBC and said she heard there was a hurricane on the way… well, if you’re watching, don’t worry, there isn’t.
Michael Fish
Those Norman archers couldn`t hit a cow`s backside with a banjo.
King Harold
He just likes fiddle music, and no, I can`t smell burning.
The Emperor Nero`s best mate
Relax, it`s just a few drops of water, probably condensation.
The Captain of the Titanic
Come on son, hold your head high and smile, it`s not as though anyone`s going to shoot you.
JFK`s driver
It`s just a flesh wound, he`ll survive.
The Archduke Ferdinand`s doctor
Earthquake? Nah, it`ll just be a lorry passing.
Mayor of San Francisco
Don`t be daft, no one`s going to lose their money.
Wall Street financial commentator, 1929
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