The R-E-S-P-E-C-T Song

Today Vital Bolton expresses its opinion of the FA`s respect campaign through the medium of song. With apologies to Tammy Wynette. All together now.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Our little Jlloyd`s playing today
He`s still so upset
So we spell out certain words
He isn`t reading yet.
Words like F-O-U-L-I-N-G
Are best concealed
And R-E-F-E-R-E-E
Is best left on the field

Our R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Arrived today
A P-E-N-A-L-T-Y
Our pleas are waved away.
That R-O-N-A-L-D-O
Dived, is plain to see
I wish that they would
Stop this R-E-S-P-E-C-T

F-E-R-G-U-S-O-N thinks
That Styles is fine
B-O-L-T-O-N fans just know
That he`s a swine.
M-E-G-S-O-N wants to
Wash the sins away
We R-E-A-L-L-Y wish
That he would go away.

Our R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Arrived today
Oh no, R-O-O-N-E-Y puts goal two away.
If we go D-O-W-N
There`ll be a price to pay
That R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Is getting in the way.

For anyone who doesn`t know the tune, it can be found here. You`re all expected to be note perfect by the time of the Blackburn home game.