Date: 21st May 2007 at 9:02am
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It`s been a mixed couple of weeks for the Whites. Big Sam`s gone and been replaced by Chucky, the evil ventriloquist`s dummy. Bolton have qualified for Europe, but the rumours surrounding the Reebok are multiplying quicker than a Blackburn family who`ve discovered viagra.

Four players were released last week, Henrik Pedersen amongst them. The less than great Dane, played at both centre-forward and full back and was equally bad at both. His level of effort and commitment was appreciated though, and he`ll be missed, especially by pub landlords in Atherton.

Also given the boot were mini-thug and arch balloon popper David Thompson, club cripple, Quinton Fortune and Spanish defender, Cesar Martin, who was pursued by Sam Allardyce for two years, for reasons known only to him.

The latest brain dead rumour links goalkeeper Jussi Jaaskelainen with Sunderland. C`mon lads. I know you`ve got pages to fill, but surely you can come up with something more plausible than that.


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